Remember back when you were 12 and bought Teen Beat instead of lunch? Well my days of being a teeny bopper are somewhat returning because of Jake Gyllenhaal.


I've somehow deluded myself into thinking that I will meet and marry him someday. I'm gonna reread To Kill A Mockingbird (his favorite novel), so that he'll be smitten by my literary prowess. The best thing about teeny bopper crushes is that, you never really get hurt. I mean, you hope and dream that someday you'll at least be in the same room with this dude - but if it never happens, it's cool because you've already forgotten him and have moved on to the next hottie. I wish real life and real love worked out like that. Life would be a much happier place.