I was having my morning breakfast and browsing through some blogs, when I stumbled upon this post by Matt D. of Fireflies in the Cloud. So apparently, these three men were charged with sexual assault on a corpse yesterday.



No, you're not misreading anything. You are not in the twilight zone, or on Jerry Springer. Three men were actually attempting to get down with and as dirty as this corpse. The story indicates that only one wanted to have sex with the corpse, and that his two friends were helping him. At that point, you might as well just jump on the bandwagon. Being an accomplice to something like this already entitles you to the Skeeve Award, so why let your bud have all the fun?

I sincerely hope that this is the only creepy story I'll run into for the rest of the year. I don't think I can handle anything more grotesque. I'm still baffled by it all, unable to grasp what was behind or what exactly their thought process was!

Do we have to lock up our coffins now, or wear chastity belts to our funerals? And to think, I thought six feet of dirt would keep anyone away. I guess I was mistaken.